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Status: Traitor detected

So you're really leaving?

Incredible.

After all the meetings. All the coffee. All the shared suffering. All those beautiful moments of collective corporate disappointment. And now? You simply leave.

The Traitor.
Because “good luck in your new job” sounded far too nice.

This is the international version of our beloved corporate traitor. Perfect for anyone who has decided that the grass on the other side of the company fence is apparently greener.

Your colleague gets a new job. You get their unfinished tasks, abandoned folders and three months of listening to: “I probably shouldn't start anything new now.”

Three months' notice, naturally. Because if someone can afford a candle like this, we assume they're on a permanent contract.

How to recognize a traitor
Suddenly updates LinkedIn more often than the project status.
Starts saying “you guys” instead of “we”.
Shows suspiciously little interest in next quarter's targets.
Keeps repeating: “I guess that's not really my problem anymore.”
The perfect farewell gift.
Warm wishes on the outside.
Deep resentment on the inside.
Burn time
approx. 50 hours
Capacity
180 ml
Wick
cotton
Composition
100% soy wax, cotton wick, fragrance composition
First burn: don't leave this job too early
During the first burn, let the candle stay lit for around 3 hours so the wax can melt as evenly as possible across the surface. This helps reduce tunnelling. Your colleague may leave early. The candle shouldn't.
Betrayal Safety Procedure
Burn bridges metaphorically. Not the office.
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Even if someone has just brought farewell cake to the kitchen.
Place the candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface and keep it away from paper, curtains and other flammable materials.
Keep away from children and pets. They don't need to witness this level of corporate betrayal.
Before each burn, trim the wick to approximately 5 mm. Extinguish the candle safely using a candle snuffer or by cutting off the oxygen supply.
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